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excesoxDDDD0100 Handbook for alcohol consumption:
Causes, effects and possible solutions.
. Symptom Feet cold and wet.
. Cause You're taking the glass incorrectly.
. Solution Turn the cup until the open side up. Symptom
Feet cold and wet.
. Symptom hot and wet feet.
. Cause I've peed.
. Solution Go to the bathroom drying off next.
Cause You're taking the glass incorrectly.
. Symptom: The opposite wall is full of lights.
. Cause I've fallen back.
. Solution ¼ Position your body 90 degrees to the ground. Solution
Turn the cup until the open side up.
. Symptom The ground is blurred.
. Cause You're looking through an empty glass.
. Settlement Calls another drink.
. Symptom Your mouth is full of cigarette butts.
. Cause I have fallen in the ashtray.
. Spit Solution todo y enjuágate la boca con un buen gin tonic.
. Síntoma El suelo se está moviendo.
. Causa Te están arrastrando.
. Solución Al menos pregunta dónde te llevan.
. Síntoma Reflejo múltiple de caras mirándote fijamente desde el agua.
. Causa Estás en el inodoro, intentando vomitar.
. Solución Métete el dedo (en la garganta).
. Síntoma Oyes que la gente habla produciendo un misterioso eco.
. Causa Tienes el vaso en la oreja.
. Solución Deja de hacer el payaso.
. Síntoma La discoteca se mueve mucho, la gente viste de blanco y la music is very repetitive.
. Cause You're in an ambulance.
. Solution Do not move. Possible coma.
. Symptom Your father is very rare and all your brothers look at you with curiosity.
. Cause I've got the wrong house.
. Question solution if you can tell where yours is.